“Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.”
Keep plain (non-minty) dental floss in the kitchen for use in pinching off single cinnamon rolls or helping you to slice cake into layers.
“Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; Wine and tarragon make it French; Soy sauce makes it Chinese; Garlic makes it good”
Next time you grill on charcoal or wood, take along a paper fan to help you stoke the coals and get optimal heat.
” I think every woman should have a blowtorch.”